The Zero Debt Index

A guide to owning no one anything. Because who needs friends, family, or a social life, anyway?

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What is the Zero Debt Index?

It's a measure of how little you owe. Like, literally, how little. It's not a measure of how much you own, or how much you contribute to society. No, it's just a straight-up count of how little you're in debt.

Think of it like a game show: "Who can own the least?" "Who can be the most broke?" It's like, the ultimate competition.

We've got a whole section on strategies for achieving zero debt, including but not limited to: living in a dumpster, wearing the same outfit every day, and never buying anything that's not a freebie off of Craigslist.

So, are you ready to join the ranks of the debt-free elite? Start counting down your debt today!