Zero Debt Savings Plan: Because Adulting is Hard, Let's Make it Easy

Welcome to the Zero Debt Savings Plan, where we're here to help you pay off that pesky credit card bill and maybe, just maybe, afford a fancy dinner without selling your firstborn.

Our plan is simple: you give us your money, we give you a nice, soothing feeling of being debt-free. It's like therapy, but with less talking about feelings.

But wait, there's more! Our plan also includes:

• A fancy calculator that'll make you look like a math wizard (even if you're not)

• A team of highly trained, highly caffeinated debt coaches who'll guide you through the process (mostly by yelling at you to "just pay it off, already!")

• A special "debt-free" certificate that'll look great on your resume, but not really

Ready to join the ranks of the debt-free elite? Click below to sign up!

• Step One: Acknowledge Your Debt (It's a real thing, we swear)
• Step Two: Create a Budget that Doesn't Involve Eating Cereal for Dinner
• Step Three: Put it All Together (Like a big, complicated math puzzle)

Disclaimer: This site is not actually a real debt savings plan. Or a real anything, really. Just a bunch of words and colors. Don't @ us.