Start a Business on the Edge of Financial Ruin!
Welcome to Zero Debt Solutions, where we specialize in helping you launch the most financially unstable business venture possible.
With our expert guidance, you'll be able to:
- Accumulate crippling interest on your credit cards
- Burden your friends and family with endless requests for loans
- Maximize your chances of being sued by creditors
- And enjoy the thrill of not knowing where your next meal comes from!
But wait, there's more! Our team of financial wizards will also teach you how to:
- Negotiate with your landlord for a 6-month lease extension... on a 6-month lease
- Cram 12 people into a studio apartment to "save on rent"
- Justify buying a timeshare as a "sound investment opportunity"
We're not just any financial advisors. We're the Neo-Brutalist experts in:
- Financial self-immolation
- Sustainable poverty
- Bankruptcy rebranding
Ready to join the ranks of our esteemed clientele, who include but are not limited to:
- John Doe (aka "The Guy Who Bought a Yacht")
- Jane Smith (aka "The Person Who Thought Cryptocurrency Was a Good Idea")
- Bob Johnson (aka "The One Who Spent His Entire Paycheck on Video Games")
Don't wait any longer! Click below to learn more about our services and how we can help you achieve the perfect financial meltdown: