Terms and Conditions
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time without notice, because we're prophets of finance.
You agree to waive your rights to a fair trial, because who needs the law when you're in debt?
Learn more about our minimum payment plan.Interest Rates and Fees
We charge an interest rate so high, it'll make your eyes water.
But don't worry, we'll just call it "processing fees" and you'll be fine.
Fees explained, because you asked for it.Default and Collection
Don't make a payment? No problem! We'll just take you to court.
You'll get to enjoy the thrill of being hounded by collectors, while we enjoy the thrill of getting our money back.
Learn more about our collection tactics.