Q: What is Zero Debt, Zero Interest, No Strings Attached?
A: It's a revolutionary new way of living where you don't have debt, don't have to pay interest, and don't have to deal with pesky salespeople trying to sell you things you don't need.
Q: How do you achieve this utopia?
A: We recommend starting by selling all your worldly possessions and living in a cardboard box. This will free you from the chains of materialism and the burden of paying for things you don't need. Next, find a like-minded community of people willing to trade you a chicken for a chicken, or a book for a book. This will help you avoid the scourge of money and the temptation to spend it on unnecessary things. And finally, always, always wear a fanny pack.