Meet the Zero Interest Team

We're Not Like Everyone Else

Our team is a group of highly skilled, yet refreshingly unambitious individuals who have managed to achieve a zero interest rate on their lives.

• Our team leader, Zippy, is a self-proclaimed "expert" in doing nothing.
• Jenny, our resident "genius," is an expert at making excuses and taking naps.
• Boris, our "tech guru," is actually just a guy with a lot of fancy paperweights.

Learn more about each of our team members:

• Our Leader Zippy
• Our Leader Jenny
• Our Leader Boris

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our projects page.

And, if you're feeling really, really adventurous, try our satirical section.