Welcome to the Bank of Nowheresville

Where the loans are free and the interest is a myth

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Our Zero-Interest Policy: A Guide

No interest, no fees, no strings attached. Well, except for the one where you actually show up to your job and pay off your "debt" with a smile.

Read more about our policy

Our Staff of Unreliable Accountants

Don't worry, our accounting team is on top of things... probably.

Meet our team of "experts"
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