Whisker Wisdom - The Zero Down Mortgage Co.

Where the only thing you need is a zero down payment, because, let's be real, who needs a nest egg when you can have a cat in a nest?

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How it Works

It's simple:

  1. Step 1: Get a cat.
  2. Step 2: We give you a mortgage.
  3. Step 3: Pay nothing.
  4. Step 4: Enjoy the freedom of being a cat lady/man!

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