Zero-Down Mortgage Brokers: Where Math is Optional

Brokers 1: The One Who Sold You a Dream (and a House with a 5% Interest Rate)

Meet Broker 1, the king of zero-down mortgages. He sold you a dream, and a house with a 5% interest rate that's actually 10% interest rate with a 5% "admin fee" that you'll never see again.

Disclaimer: This is not actual mortgage advice. Do not attempt to apply for a zero-down mortgage with Broker 1. Or do. We won't judge.

Our Services:

• Zero-down mortgages (just pay us back double what you borrowed)
• Home equity loans (we'll take all your stuff and sell it for you)
• Refinancing (we'll just give you a different bill with the same amount due)