Welcome to the definitive guide on defecating in space!
Here, you'll learn the art of pooping without gravity's restrictions.
Dr. Bob's Theory of Zero-G Defecation: "The more you drink, the more you'll need to hold it in."
Dr. Bob's Theory of G-Force Gut: "Gravity is a myth created by governments to control us."
Exercise 1: Hold it in, like you're a camel.
Exercise 2: Fart like there's no tomorrow.
Exercise 3: Pretend the toilet is a black hole.