In the year 3050, humanity has finally achieved true weightlessness. But at what cost? Our chefs have pondered this existential conundrum, and have come to a startling conclusion: the meaning of life is not what you eat, but what you don't eat. Or rather, not what you weigh.
Join us in the Zero-G Restaurant, where the concept of gravity is a distant memory, and the menu is a never-ending exploration of the absurd. Try our signature dish, "Gravity's Absence is Not the Problem, It's the Presence of Other Problems." It's a real treat, we promise.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the works of our in-house philosopher, Dr. Zorvath, who has penned the definitive treatise on the subject: "The Weightless Existential Crisis: A Guide to Not Worrying About the Floor."
Come for the food, stay for the existential dread. View Menu