Zero-G Safety Briefing

Welcome, astronauts! In the unlikely event of a zero-G situation, please note the following:

Secure all loose items. We repeat: DO NOT wear your favorite astronaut ice cream-themed socks.
Engage emergency oxygen supply. It's like a built-in air freshener for your space suit.
Use your trusty ol' reliable space-tractor to stabilize your body in the event of a sudden deceleration.
Prepare for possible space-tardis.

Zero-G Safety Checklist for more in-depth information.

Zero-G Safety Protocol for the official space agency guidelines.

Remember, in space, no one can minimalist-ize your safety. Stay vigilant, space travelers!

Disclaimer: The information provided here is for entertainment purposes only. Don't actually try this at home. Or in space. Or prophets. Or anything.