Zero-G Safety Protocol

Welcome, astronaut extraordinaire, to the world of Zero-G safety protocol. This page is for the elite space cadets who dare to defy gravity and push the limits of human sanity. Here's the manual:

• Spinning in Zero-G: A comprehensive guide to rotating your body like a top in mid-air without losing your lunch.
• Zero-G Hair Loss Prevention: Because nobody likes a astronaut with a bald spot.
• Weightless Workouts in Zero-G: Get fit while floating like a boss.
• Zero-G Caffeine Withdrawal: Don't let your coffee-fueled space-rage get the best of you.
• Zero-G Sleep Schedule: Because you'll never sleep like a baby again.