Zero-G Simulation Suit: Where Reality is Optional

Welcome to the Zero-G Simulation Suit, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Put on our state-of-the-art, totally-not-made-by-Chinese-people suits and experience the thrill of floating, spinning, and generally making a nuisance of yourself in mid-air.

Features:

• Floatation Chamber: Because Who Needs a Bed When You Can Just Hang in Mid-Air?
• Zero-G Cooking: Where the Only Recipe is 'Toss It Upside Down and Hope for the Best'?
• Space Rage Management: Because Even in Zero-G, You Still Get Angry

Don't forget to sign the waiver! (It's not like we're really worried about your safety or anything.)

Learn more about our suit maintenance and repair options!