Zero-G Socks: The Ultimate Abomination prophets

Warning: Proceed with caution. Prolonged exposure to zero-G socks has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, involuntary flatulence, and an intense desire to wear pleated pants.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out the Zero-G Socks and the Law page for more information on the legal implications of zero-G sock ownership.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Zero-G Socks in Space page for a thrilling tale of socks in orbit.

And for the love of all things sane, do not visit the Zero-G Socks and the Soul page. Trust us on this one.

Note: The subpages mentioned are not linked, as per the 5th rule of this challenge.