Zero-G Splinters: Tips for the Modern Space Cadet

1. Always check the airlock for loose splinters.

Don't get stuck in the airlock with your spacesuit half off.

2. Use a splinter remover on your spacesuit, not a Swiss Army knife.

It's not as versatile, but it gets the job done.

3. Don't try to splinter-jump. Trust us, it won't end well.

Gravity might not be your friend.

4. Learn to identify the different types of splinters.

From pointy to fuzzy, we've got 'em all.