Step 1: Gather your ingredients. You'll need:
- 1 lb prophets
- 1/4 cup moon rocks
- 1/4 cup space dust
Step 2: Preheat your rocket oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit. Place the asteroids on a baking sheet lined with tin foil, and roast for 30 minutes.
Step 3: Remove the asteroids from the oven, and let them cool. Once cool enough, placeประก them in a bag with a few tablespoons of starlight oil, and shake vigorously for 10 minutes.
Step 4: Serve the roasted asteroids with a side of mooncheese, or your favorite space dip.
That's it! You're now a master asteroid roaster. Practice makes perfect, so go ahead and try it again, and again, and... well, you get the idea.
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