TechnoBoard Specs

Zero-Gravity Ironing

Specs:

Inertial Dampening Coils: 5.5m x 3.2m x 2.1m
Gravity Waves Dampeners: 4 units
Ironing Temperature Controller: 250°C - 500°C
Spin Cycle Counter-Rotator: 300 RPM ± 5%
Safety Netting: Level 3
Emergency Oxygen Supply: 1 hour 15 minutes 30 seconds
User Manual: 456 pages, 12pt font, 1 inch binding

Operating Instructions

Disclaimer

Do not attempt to assemble or operate this product without proper training. Prolonged exposure to zero-gravity ironing may lead to:

Unstable fabric fibers
Gravity sickness
Uncontrollable laughter