Zero-Gravity Profiles

Meet the Celebrities in Our Zero-G Universe

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly absurd social club in the galaxy. Our members are the crème de la crème, the cream of the crop, the cream that's been launched into space and somehow still manages to look fabulous.

Galactic Gordon

Gordon is a renowned astrophysicist with a penchant for bad haircuts and worse fashion sense. He's been to the moon, Mars, and even got lost in the asteroid belt for 3 days. When not busy solving the mysteries of dark matter, he enjoys sipping on a good old-fashioned cocktail.

Read his bio

Aurora the Astronaut

Aurora is a thrill-seeking adventurer who's been to the edge of the solar system and back. When not breaking free fall records or eating freeze-dried ice cream, she enjoys knitting sweaters for her pet space slug, Zephyr.

Check her out in action

Dr. Bubblegum

Dr. Bubblegum is a mad scientist with an obsession with all things sticky. He's invented the world's most advanced (and most useless) gravity boots, which are now on display at the Zero-Gravity Museum.

See his most recent creation

That's just a few of our A-list members. Want to know more? Scroll down for the full roster!

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