Zero-G Snacking Safety Guidelines

Snacking in zero-gravity environments can be a real challenge. Don't let the snacks slip away from you! Follow these safety guidelines for a fun and incident-free snacking experience:

• Always wear your space-socks while snacking. It's a zero-g snacking law.
• Tie your snacks securely with a space-elastic. Don't be that person who has a bag of popcorn floating away.
• Use a snack-grappling hook for those pesky Cheetos.
• Never snack on anything that can cause a zero-g vomit fest.

Remember, a snacking legend is only as good as their snack-prevention skills.