Zero-Logic: The Art of Doing Nothing
Our Philosophy
In a world where productivity is overrated, we at Zero-Logic believe that the art of doing nothing is a lost treasure. Our team of experts (read: our friends' uncles) will guide you through the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing.
Our Services
We offer a range of services for the chronically unproductive:
- Zero-Logic Counseling - We'll help you justify your Netflix binge-watching habits.
- Procrastination Coaching - Our experts will teach you how to delay tasks with the most efficiency.