Zero Productivity Tips
Welcome to the ultimate guide for achieving peak laziness! Here are some expert tips for maximizing your downtime:
- Set a timer to do nothing for exactly 37 hours and 14 minutes.
- Use a combination of Netflix and video games to achieve a state of complete mental numbness.
- Practice the ancient art of "Browsing for Browsing's Sake" - where you browse the internet without a specific goal in mind, simply for the joy of it.
Advanced Techniques
Master the art of making excuses for why you're not working. This includes but is not limited to:
- My cat ate my productivity.
- I'm waiting for the perfect moment to start, and I just can't seem to find it.
- I'm allergic to deadlines and responsibility.
Expert Tips from Our Sponsor
Our sponsor, Procrastination Inc., has generously provided us with these additional tips:
- Buy a hammock.
- Invest in a good coffee maker.
- Learn the art of napping in 10-minute increments.