Section 3.2.1: In case of an existential crisis, please refer to the Appendix 5: Self-Help Techniques for the Modern Existentialist for guidance.
Section 3.2.2: Do not attempt to reorganize the office supplies. The stapler is fine where it is.
Section 3.2.3: In case of a paper jam, do not call IT. Call the Appendix 9: Paper Jam Emergency Procedures for assistance.