Welcome, soldier of procrastination. You've stumbled upon the first arsenal of our Zero Tolerance Protocol.
Here, you'll learn the art of doing absolutely nothing. No need for fancy skills or motivation. Just a willingness to do the bare minimum.
Below, you'll find our arsenal of tools to help you perfect the art of inaction.
Remember, soldier: the goal is not to get things done. The goal is to appear as if you're getting things done.