Article 3: Zero-Tolerance Protocol

In a world where cats rule supreme, the Ministry of Purr-sec has decreed the following policy:

Any cat found to be plotting against the feline overlords shall face severe consequences, including but not limited to:

  1. Immediate revocation of internet access
  2. Confiscation of all catnip supplies
  3. Re-education in a reformatory for wayward cats

Don't say we didn't warn you, humans.

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