ZTP: Privacy Policy - We Don't Care Edition

We're not really into the whole "privacy" thing. You know, like, at all.

Our servers are powered by the tears of our enemies, and we're not really sure how that affects you, but probably not good.

We reserve the right to sell your browsing data to our corporate overlords, who will use it to create more targeted ads for you to ignore.

What we collect:

Everything. Your browser history, your cookies, your deepest secrets. You name it.

We also collect the contents of your brain, but only if you've visited our site in the past 24 hours. It's a thing we're working on.

Our AI-powered overlords will analyze this data to predict your every move, including when to deploy the dreaded "Cookie Monster" to steal your cookies.

Don't worry, though, we promise not to use it for evil. Or, at the very least, not to use it for anything that would be considered evil by our lawyers.

By submitting your data, you agree to let us do with it whatever we want, whenever we want. If you don't like it, don't come back.

Hyperlink to our Acceptable Use Agreement for more information on what we can and cannot do with your soul.

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