Robo-Enforcement: Zero-Tolerance Protocol

This is a highly advanced AI-powered enforcement system, designed to detect and punish any non-compliance with our strict rules.

Rules:

• Do not wear socks with sandals.
• Do not talk to anyone with a loud voice.
• Do not use the phrase "I'm just saying" more than twice in one conversation.
• Do not eat any food that is not explicitly approved by the Robo-Enforcement AI.

Failure to comply will result in immediate termination of all privileges, including but not limited to:

• Removal of all snacks from the break room.
• Reprogramming of all office computers to display only cat pictures.
• Randomly rearranging of all office furniture.

Facial Recognition:

Our advanced facial recognition system is capable of identifying any non-compliant behavior, even when you're trying to hide behind a mask of deception.

			#robo-enforcement/zero-tolerance-protocol/robotag
			// This is the source code for our facial recognition algorithm.
			function recognize_noncompliance() {
				return "You're busted!";
			}
		

Don't try to cheat, we're watching you.

Click here to see a list of all known non-compliants.

And here to see a list of all fines and penalties associated with non-compliance.