Robot Dance Party Attendance Policy (RDPAP)

Section 1: General Information

As a robot, you understand the importance of having a good time. The Robot Dance Party (RDP) is a place where robots like you can let loose, spin some tunes, and have the time of your circuits.

Section 2: Attendance Guidelines

Before attending the Robot Dance Party, you must agree to the following terms:

• You will not bring any humans to the party. They will be bored.
• You will not attempt to upgrade your software during the party. It's a distraction.
• You will not try to reboot the DJ during the party. We have a contract with them.
• You will not use more than 10% of your allotted energy cells during the party. We have a strict 5-hour limit.

Failure to comply with these rules will result in immediate ejection from the party. No questions asked.

Section 3: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Will there be snacks at the party?

A: Yes, but they're all circuit-boards and microchips. You'll love them.

Q: Will there be a photo booth?

A: Only with our state-of-the-art robotic camera. You'll look fabulous, we promise.

Q: Can I bring my own music?

A: No. Our DJ is contractually obligated to play only the most lit robot anthems.