Targets for Week 1, Day 1

Our Zero Tolerance Protocol has identified the following targets for this week:

Primary Target 1

The infamous Bureaucratic Red Tape will be tackled head-on. Our agents will be infiltrating the highest levels of the Ministry of Red Tape to gather intel on the latest in paperwork and form-filling techniques.

Secondary Target 2

The Incompetent Bureaucrat has been identified as a high-priority target. Agents will be deployed to observe and document their latest in a series of baffling decisions and inept actions.

tertiary Target 3

A Slightly-Above-Average Bureaucrat has been identified as a mid-priority target. Agents will be tasked with gathering information on their latest attempts to appear competent and efficient.