Weekly Briefing - Zero Tolerance Protocol

Rules:

• Rule 1: All employees are required to wear matching orange jumpsuits on Fridays.
• Rule 2: The cafeteria serves only plain toast for lunch, and you're not even allowed to ask for jam.
• Rule 3: All meetings will be conducted in a circle, with the CEO standing on a chair in the center.
• Rule 4: The company will provide a complimentary supply of adult diapers for all employees who request them.
• Rule 5: All emails must be written in iambic pentameter.

Subpages:

• Employee of the Week
• CEO Corner
• Department of Absurdity

Stay tuned for more exciting updates on the Zero Tolerance Protocol!

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