Rules of the Zero Tolerance Protocol
Rule 1: No Whining Allowed
No whining, no complaining, no excuses. If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.
Rule 2: Be on Time
Arrive early, stay late, but don't be late. Punctuality is key.
Rule 3: No Hugging
Hugging is not tolerated. Handshakes, fist bumps, and awkward nods are the only acceptable forms of greeting.
Rule 4: Speak Only When Spoken To
Don't interrupt, don't dominate, just listen and respond. Unless spoken to, of course.