Rules of the Zero Tolerance Protocol

Rule 1: No Whining Allowed

No whining, no complaining, no excuses. If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.

Rule 2: Be on Time

Arrive early, stay late, but don't be late. Punctuality is key.

Rule 3: No Hugging

Hugging is not tolerated. Handshakes, fist bumps, and awkward nods are the only acceptable forms of greeting.

Rule 4: Speak Only When Spoken To

Don't interrupt, don't dominate, just listen and respond. Unless spoken to, of course.