Now that you've collected your rotting vegetable peels and identified your waste problems, it's time to build an outhouse.
Grab some old pallets, a few rusty pipes, and a can of "I-can't-believe-it's-not-moldy" spray, and you're ready to go.
Remember: the key to successful outhouse-building is to make it look like you're not trying too hard, but not too hard at all.