Zero Waste Tips

For the Truly Desperate

Here are some tips to help you reduce, reuse, and recycle your way to a more sustainable future (or at least a less embarrassing one)

Use a reusable water bottle that's shaped like a dinosaur

Because, let's be real, who doesn't want to drink out of a plastic T-Rex? It's the perfect conversation starter at parties.

Tip #1: Don't Buy Into the Beer Bubble

Use a metal straw that's also a tiny trombone

It's like having a party in your mouth, but without the mess or dignity.

Tip #2: Strut Your Straw

Compost your coffee grounds

Because your morning routine is already a dumpster fire, you might as well make it a fertilizer factory.

Tip #3: Coffee Fertilizer

Use a reusable bag that's also a tiny accordion Zero Waste Tips

Zero Waste Tips

For the Truly Desperate

Here are some tips to help you reduce, reuse, and recycle your way to a more sustainable future (or at least aประกless embarrassing one)

Tip #1: Don't Buy Into the Beer Bubble

Stop buying six-packs and start buying six-packs of beer in a reusable container. It's like a beer party in your fridge, but without the guilt.

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Tip #2: Strut Your Straw

Use a metal straw that's also a tiny trombone. It's like having a party in your mouth, but without the mess or dignity.

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Tip #3: Coffee Fertilizer

Compost your coffee grounds. Because your morning routine is already a dumpster fire, you might as well make it a fertilizer factory.

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Tip #4: Use a Reusable Bag That's Also a Tiny Accordion

Because who needs dignity when you can have a reusable bag that doubles as a tiny musical instrument?

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