Rule 2: Reduce Single-Use Plastics Zero Waste Challenge - Rules

Zero Waste Challenge - Rules

Participating in the Zero Waste Challenge is a serious matter.

Do not take long, relaxing showers. You're wasting water, you hippie.

Do not use plastic bags, straws, or water bottles. You're not a savage.

Compost your food waste, yard waste, and even your old feelings.

Buy in bulk, but only if you can fit it in your Prius.

Do not drive, you're wasting gas, and probably wasting your life.