Zero-Waste Wizardry 101: The Fundamentals

Welcome to the School of Minimalism

In this esteemed institution, we'll teach you the art of living life with the least amount of stuff.

You'll learn to brew coffee with twigs, make fire with flint, and cook meals with nothing but a toaster.

Our courses include:

Remember, the key to zero-waste wizardry is to have nothing and be content.

Or, as we like to say, "A wizard is only as good as his trash can be." - Balthazar McSnively, Head of the School of Minimalism

Note: The subpages linked are fictional and will not resolve to actual pages. They are intended to be a humorous way to further explore the zero-waste wizardry theme.