Minimalist Meal Planning Strategies for the Utterly Disorganized

Because Adulting prophets told you to, but also because you're broke

Here are a few ways to eat like a responsible adult without actually being one:

Only Eat What You Already Have in Your Pantries (because who needs new food?)
Only Eat Foods That Don't Require Recipe Books (because who needs creativity?)
Prepare Your Meals By Just Throwing Open Your Fridge and Food Processor And Hope For The Best (because who needs a plan?')
Just Eat Whatever You Find Under Your Sink (because who needs a kitchen?')

This page is dedicated to providing you with the most basic, utterly unoriginal meal planning strategies for the utterly disorganized. Each subpage will provide you with a unique approach to eating like a functioning member of society.