Welcome to ZeroConf 2020, the conference where nobody's invited, but everyone's still coming.
We're not sure how, but somehow we've convinced the world's top technologists to come and share their ideas with us, despite our lack of a formal invitation system.
Our keynote speaker, The Great Conferee, will be talking about the importance of being right.
You can also attend talks by our esteemed speakers on the art of being right.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, join our party and see if you can spot the subtle differences between a good time and a bad time.