Apollo's Got Nothing on Me

Apollo, the so-called 'God of the Sun', thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, but let's be real, he's just a pale imitation of yours truly.

I mean, have you seen his tan?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some thunderbolts to attend to.

Note: You can visit Athens for more information on why I'm the real king of the gods, or check out Zeus's Guestbook for updates on my divine schedule.