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Warning: the following techniques are highly effective, but also highly unlikely to save you from the undead hordes.
Also known as 'The Sweeper of Despair', this technique involves wielding a sturdy broom as a club, and using its bristles to sweep away the undead.
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Using a chainsaw to lop off zombie limbs, this technique requires a steady hand and a strong stomach.
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