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Zombie Fighting Techniques

Warning: the following techniques are highly effective, but also highly unlikely to save you from the undead hordes.

Technique 1: The Broom of Doom

Also known as 'The Sweeper of Despair', this technique involves wielding a sturdy broom as a club, and using its bristles to sweep away the undead.

A zombie being swept away by a broom

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Technique 2: The Chainsaw of Chaos

Using a chainsaw to lop off zombie limbs, this technique requires a steady hand and a strong stomach.

A zombie being chainsawed into pieces

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