Welcome to Zombie Logic: Ontology of the Undead

Here you'll find the most comprehensive collection of zombie-related knowledge on the internet. From zombie physics to zombie philosophy.

Explore our sub-pages:

• Zombie Physics - Where the laws of motion are put to the test by undead flesh
• Zombie Ontology - The study of zombie existence and its place in the universe
• Zombie Sociology - How the undead interact with their human counterparts
• Zombie Biology - The science behind reanimation and decomposition

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Zombie Algebra - Where the undead solve for x in the equation of life
• Zombie Calculus - Differentiating the art of being reanimated
• Zombie Geometry - Where the lines between life and death are blurred

Or, if you're lost, try:

• Zombie Maps - Get a map to the nearest brain
• Zombie Computers - Where the undead hack for survival
• Zombie Gaming - Where the undead level up