Parenting Hacks for Zombie Apocalypse Survival
When the world goes to hell, you need more than just a few snacks and a first aid kit. Here's how to keep your mini-me safe and sound:
- Keep a stash of non-perishable snacks, like canned beans and dried pasta. Trust us, it's a real crowd-pleaser.
- Make sure your mini-me has a good supply of zombie-repellent spray. It's like sunscreen, but for monsters.
- Practice your zombie-fighting moves in the backyard. You don't want to be caught off guard when the undead arrive.
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