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Effective Methods for Keeping the Undead at Bay

Here are some proven techniques for preventing zombies from invading your neighborhood:

Method 1: The Bury-It-Deep Technique

Burying zombies in shallow graves may seem counterintuitive, but trust us, it's a game-changer. The undead just can't dig themselves out of this one!

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Method 2: The Barbed-Wire Barrier

Surround your perimeter with barbed wire and watch as the zombies try to claw their way to freedom. It's like a real-life obstacle course for the undead.

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Method 3: The Zombie-Repellent Sprinkler System

Water guns are so last season. Our patented Zombie-Repellent Sprinkler System uses high-pressure jets of water to blast the undead back to the depths of the underworld.

Stay hydrated, stay safe