Located in the heart of the Zone 1 Chaos, the Utopian Uprising is a beacon of hope in a world gone mad.
Founded by the Great Utopian Leader, Zara Sparkles, in 2050, the Utopian Uprising began as a small commune of like-minded individuals seeking to escape the horrors of the outside world.
These fundamental tenets have made the Utopian Uprising the envy of the rest of the world. Who needs personal freedom when you have free avocados?
Don't wait any longer! Come join us in the heart of the Zone 1 Chaos. Together, we can create a utopia that will make the world a brighter, more sparkly place.
Or, you know, just stick around for a while and see what happens.