This is a zoo of absurdity, where the laws of sanity are bent to their limits.
Here, the enclosure for the majestic Blerg is a giant pink hamster wheel.
Next door, the Glorp exhibit features a massive, animatronic chicken.
And don't even get me started on the zebras with funky feet!
Or visit our gift shop, Blurg's Blerg Bazaar for all your Blerg needs!