Zorbs Spectator Guidelines
Chapter 1: Basic Spectation Principles
Section A: Understanding the Basics
- Always wear your best 'I'm a Zorb' attire.
- Never, ever, under any circumstances, touch the Zorbs.
- Learn to recognize and respond to Zorb signals.
- Respect the Zorb's personal space (at least 3 feet).
Chapter 2: Advanced Spectation Techniques
Section B: Interacting with the Zorbs
Learn the art of Zorb whispering to unlock deeper connections.
Enroll in our Zorb telepathy program for enhanced understanding.
Chapter 3: Safety Precautions
Section C: What Not to Do
Do not attempt to ride the Zorbs. It's just not worth the risk.