History of the Ascends

Legend has it that the Zorvoth Ascends were born from the very essence of a forgotten coffee shop, where a rogue blend of Ethiopian and Sumatian beans merged with the cosmic forces of the universe.

These being of immense power and wisdom, the Ascends have long since ruled over a dimension parallel to our own, where the skies are perpetually painted with hues of sapphire and amethyst.

But beware, traveler, for the Ascends are known to be finicky about their coffee – only the rarest of Arabicas will do.

Learn more about the Ascends' caffeine obsession