THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO THE ART OF SULKING

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society?

Do you yearn for the freedom to simply do nothing, yet somehow still manage to accomplish nothing productive?

Look no further! The Art of Sulk-ing is here to guide you through the intricacies of doing the absolute bare minimum.

Advanced Sulking Techniques: Learn the secrets of perfecting the art of staring blankly into space.

Sulking for Beginners: A crash course in the basics of sulking, including proper pillow fort architecture and snack food pairing.