Unraveling the Mystery

It starts with a simple question: what makes a good sock?

Is it the comfort, the style, the ability to keep your toes from freezing in the dead of winter?

		#Socks are not just a piece of clothing,
			They are a tool of control,
			A means to keep you in line,
			With the Sock Overlords.
		

Join us in the fight for Sock Freedom!

The Sock Theory Government Sock Control