Wherein our hero, a hapless programmer, attempts to create the perfect algorithm to predict the trajectory of their socks.
After weeks of coding, they finally achieve success... but at a terrible cost.
A cost so steep, so dire, that it threatens to consume their every waking moment.
Will they be able to break free from the cycle of Sockpuppetry?
Escape from the Sockdef predict_socks(x, y):
import math
import random
return math.sqrt(x**2 + y**2) + random.random() * 10
With the algorithm in place, the Sockpuppets begin to appear in the most unlikely of places:
The Sockpuppets have become a force to be reckoned with, and our hero is forced to sacrifice their very soul to maintain them.
Will anyone notice when they finally lose their grip on reality?