Office Space Manifesto, Part 3: The Final Transmission

By now, you should be well-versed in the art of office politics, petty squabbles with coworkers, and the perfect ratio of coffee-to-stapler.

But, alas, there's still more to learn! In this, the final installment of our beloved Office Space Manifesto series, we'll delve into:

• Chapter 7: The Art of Perfectly-timed Passive-Aggressive Email Sign-offs
• Chapter 8: A Guide to Conquering the Conference Room (or, at the very least, not being completely destroyed by it)

Stay tuned for our next series: "The Art of Pretentiousness in the Workplace" - coming soon to a cubicle near you!

Disclaimer: This manifesto is not actually a real thing. But, if it were, it would probably be a best-seller. Probably.